Screwball Quote Of The Day: THE WOMEN (1939)

Crystal Allen: There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society-outside of a kennel!
-THE WOMEN (1939)

The great Joan Crawford as Crystal Allen, one of her best roles ever...

Screwball Quote Of The Day: THE AWFUL TRUTH

Jerry Warriner: I'm going out to get some popcorn and pink lemonade. I've just seen a three-ring circus.

THE AWFUL TRUTH

Screwball Quote Of The Day: THEODORA GOES WILD (1936)

Theodora: I suddenly realized I was a writer of wide reputation and most of it bad.

THEODORA GOES WILD

 

Screwball Quote Of The Day: THE PHILADELPHIA STORY

Macaulay Connor: I would sell my grandmother for a drink - and you know how I love my grandmother.

- THE PHILADELPHIA STORY

Screwball Quote Of The Day: ARSENIC & OLD LACE (1944)

Mortimer Brewster: Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
-ARSENIC AND OLD LACE (1944)

Screwball Quote Of The Day: TO BE OR NOT TO BE (1942)

Maria Tura: It's becoming ridiculous the way you grab attention. Whenever I start to tell a story, you finish it. If I go on a diet, you lose the weight. If I have a cold, you cough. And if we should ever have a baby, I'm not so sure I'd be the mother. 
Joseph Tura: I'm satisfied to be the father.
- TO BE OR NOT TO BE (1942)